THIS IS WHY WE DON'T HAVE ANY FRIENDS!

They let our international flights caught in the air on September 11 land at their airports and choke up their runways. They put up with our mercilessly crass commercialization of their national pastime. They tend not to shoot each other to death with their guns...

So we decide to fingerprint them. CBC News: Canada may retaliate against new U.S. border rules.