RUGGED MANLINESS MEETS E-COMMERCE

I ordered shorts made out of the material they make fire hoses out of! Now maybe my shorts won't rip or get stained 10 seconds after I put them on in the morning. What will they think of next? Maybe a lunchbox that holds 30 pounds of food? You got it... It has a shoulder strap. On a lunchbox. Wow. Duluth Trading Company