I HAVEN'T BEEN TO A SUNDAY CHURCH SERVICE IN OVER TWO YEARS. It's probably not advisable for me to state that fact and then post something that questions organized religion, but here goes... Why would anyone ever want to work on their farm all day, risk injury and death in a hostile pre-revolutionary America, die of infections at an alarming rate, steal land from Native Americans and then fear their attacks in retalliation, and then go to church to listen to this guy? I didn't read "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God", but I did skim the first few paragraphs. My comments are as follows:

• Why does it have to be so damn scary? The world is scary enough without this crap.
• Who would want to struggle every day to meet the high standards that this joker? Like he never screwed up? Like no one should be forgiven for anything? Please.
• Thank god the framers of the Constitution at least TRIED to separate church and state.
• It had to take him an hour to read that whole thing! Sitting on a wooden bench for an hour with wool hose and a wig on in July in North Hampton must have been enough to drive you to drink intoxicating liquors and engage in vice. Who would sit and subject themselves to that much shit-talking? I'll give him one thing, he's ballsy... they should've fired his scary ass.

If I think of anything else to post, I'll be sure to revise this message... although I don't want to be as long-winded as Jonathan Edwards.