THE INTELLIGENT DESIGN OF GODZILLA

Intelligent Design debate causes uproar in Kansas and Pennsylvania "God only likes people who vote my way. The rest of you came from monkeys." says Pat Robertson. In other news: Millions mourn death of logical thought. "I was good while it lasted." agree Francis Bacon, Socrates. Huge-ass "Crocodyliform" skull found. "Looks like God's done it again! We thought only deep-ocean dumping of radioactive waste could cause this.... thing looks like a T Rex with flippers." say researchers.