**** INNOVATIONS IN INANITY!

Idea #1. Sell Genius business cards similar to, but better than, the image below. Customers could enter their first and last names into a web page and a custom card could be printed. Similar to Sticker Junkie.

Idea #2. Sell custom dictionaries.

How many times have you said

"(Insert adjective here)?... Hell! I'm in the dictionary under (Insert the same adjective here)!"

Only trouble? You really aren't in the dictionary. Now the power of the internet allows custom publishing of your own poor writing. Why not a custom dictionary with an entry for your name

Chilton, Eric. (n) 1. Genius.

and additions to all the adjectives with positive connotations similar to this:

cool. (adj) 1. Wicked sweet. [see also "Chilton, Eric"]

Now you're really in the dictionary under cool!

NOTE: inclusion in custom dictionaries does not actually confer coolness.

These ideas are so "Chilton, Eric" I can hardly stand it.