**** RIDE A BIKE! Fueled only by mini blueberry muffins, quenched only by cranberry juice, and equipped with a bike I built from the ground up I again take to the Middlesex Fells after a catastrophic metalurgical failure ended my "Multi-lap Madness 2004" after just 4 rides. Still reeling from the loss of Bucky the Black Bike and awaiting his trusty warantee replacement, I will christen my newest cycling creation... "Enormo", 40 pounds of really-big-orange-painted-not-gonna-break bicycle. Your lips will quiver with wonder when you gaze upon Enormo's mighty 2.4 inch front tire (It looks like a motorcycle.) and your bowels will lurch (Can they do that?) when you note that there is not a shock absorber to be found (It doesn't look like a motorcycle. I'm confused Mommie!). Join me won't you? Together we will ride bicycles and enjoy the heck out of ourselves. Most days in the afternoon before sunset. Call me or email me to pin down some details.