I COULD MAKE MAD CASH. If you search ebay.com for "gmail" you will find thousands (literally!) of listings for gmail account invitations. I have two invitations that I'm not using. Do you want one? Email me and I'll send it to you for free. That's an approximately $13 value, yours for just the price of an email! That's a price anybody can live with for a "free" product!

BEACH WEATHER. Kate and I will retire to Crane Beach for the evening. Enjoy your respective environs, suckers!