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Wednesday, February 11

THIS IS DIFFICULT FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND. Christian Forums - The Online Christian Forum is exactly what it advertises itself to be. I checked some posts... They're Christian, alright! My problem stems from the fact that just being Christian seems like a bad way to select the people you correspond with regarding such topics as "strangest pet peeve" and "bisexuality in anime". I guess I've never experienced the thrill of being surrounded by Christians who love Christ and want to talk to be about Christ and, did I mention, they love Christ!

Here's two of my pet peeves, discovered today, but not through direct contact with either, if you can believe it. ++Peeve #1: People who insist that the phrase "a couple" in casual conversation means exactly two. I'll say I need a couple doughnuts, I'll get two doughnuts, I'm unhappy with the paucity of doughnuts, I ask why only two?, the response varies from NEXT! to You said a couple!... It's too bad. These are the same people that cut in front of you in line at the grocery store, insisting I've only got a couple of things.. when in fact they have one or three or even four, and then they pay with a check and food stamps and you die from gangrene because you bit your lip too hard back when they stepped directly on your pet peeve. ++Second pet peeve = people who attach word documents to emails and ask you to read their message, download the Word document, open Word, open the document, and check out the funny joke or whatever. Forget it. They invented CTRL-X and CTRL-C for a reason. If it's text, it goes in the body of the message. If it isn't text, it's an attachment. If it isn't funny or informative, or instructive, it's junkmail.

TODAY'S HAIKU Grinding teeth, ".doc" This had better be porno! No one wants your junk!

I don't have anything to add to the bisexuality in anime conversation.

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