THE INTERNET WAS CREATED WITH ONLY ONE PURPOSE IN MIND... and that purpose was and is to make prank phone calls with this Chris Farley Soundboard. Enjoy.

UPDATE: Very interesting paper relating to such topics as Clean Air Policy, Public Education, Engineering, Statistics, and Global-Freaking-Warming! Holy Crap! How far-reaching is that? If you have some time you should read the introduction... If you have some more time, you should take the whole test that the subjects did. It's attached at the end of the paper. See if YOU pass.